“One good thing about internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.”
~ Mongo
“When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.”
~ Frederick Ryder
“Most relationships are not made in heaven. They come in kits and you have to put them together yourselves.”
~ Anonymous
“Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.”
~ Billy Crystal