Relationships need not be so serious. You can get through even the worst of times by knowing how to make your partner laugh. Laughter can be a great help during the hard times.

  1. If at first, you don’t succeed, call it “couple’s therapy.”
  2. Always remember to say “I love you,” even when you’re mad. But maybe whisper it so they know you’re still angry.
  3. Don’t go to bed angry. Stay up and fight all night long.
  4. If you’re not arguing, you’re not in a real relationship.
  5. The secret to a happy marriage? Lowering your expectations.
  6. A healthy relationship is just two people continuously saying sorry to each other.
  7. If your partner says “I love you” and you don’t say it back, you’re basically just friends with benefits.
  8. Never go to bed hungry…or horny.
  9. If you want to make your partner happy, just agree with everything they say.
  10. Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.
  11. If you can’t handle me at my worst, then I’m probably just hungry.
  12. The key to a successful relationship is to be the first one to say “sorry,” even if you’re not.
  13. Never stop dating your significant other. You don’t want them to forget what it’s like to pay for everything.
  14. The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…unless he’s a vegetarian, in which case it’s through his Netflix password.
  15. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
  16. If you want to spice up your love life, try role-playing as your future selves arguing about your retirement savings.
  17. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else…preferably someone with better credit.
  18. Never go to bed angry…unless there’s something good on Netflix.
  19. Love is patient, love is kind, love is also being able to tolerate your partner’s annoying habits.
  20. If your partner is always right, then you’re probably the one who’s always wrong.
  21. When in doubt, just blame it on your horoscope.
  22. Communication is key. But sometimes, so is just shutting up.
  23. If you want a happy relationship, make sure you’re always the one who’s right…and don’t forget to remind them of that fact every chance you get.
  24. Always remember: “I’m sorry” is just another way of saying “you were right.”
  25. Love is like a boomerang. If you throw it too hard, it might hit you in the face.
  26. Don’t worry if you’re single. At least you don’t have to share your pizza.
  27. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you’re probably in a really boring relationship.
  28. Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is constantly on fire.
  29. If you’re going to fight, make sure you have snacks.
  30. A true sign of love is being able to share your fries.
  31. The best relationships are the ones where you can both admit that you’re wrong…even when you’re not.
  32. The secret to a successful marriage is to never forget to say “please” and “thank you”…unless you’re really mad, then it’s “screw you.”
  33. A successful relationship is just two people taking turns pretending to listen to each other.
  34. If you’re ever feeling lonely, just remember that your cat is always there for you…until they get bored and walk away.
  35. If your partner says they need space, just follow them around with a GPS tracker so you know where they are at all times.