Relationships need not be so serious. You can get through even the worst of times by knowing how to make your partner laugh. Laughter can be a great help during the hard times.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, call it “couple’s therapy.”
- Always remember to say “I love you,” even when you’re mad. But maybe whisper it so they know you’re still angry.
- Don’t go to bed angry. Stay up and fight all night long.
- If you’re not arguing, you’re not in a real relationship.
- The secret to a happy marriage? Lowering your expectations.
- A healthy relationship is just two people continuously saying sorry to each other.
- If your partner says “I love you” and you don’t say it back, you’re basically just friends with benefits.
- Never go to bed hungry…or horny.
- If you want to make your partner happy, just agree with everything they say.
- Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.
- If you can’t handle me at my worst, then I’m probably just hungry.
- The key to a successful relationship is to be the first one to say “sorry,” even if you’re not.
- Never stop dating your significant other. You don’t want them to forget what it’s like to pay for everything.
- The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…unless he’s a vegetarian, in which case it’s through his Netflix password.
- Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
- If you want to spice up your love life, try role-playing as your future selves arguing about your retirement savings.
- The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else…preferably someone with better credit.
- Never go to bed angry…unless there’s something good on Netflix.
- Love is patient, love is kind, love is also being able to tolerate your partner’s annoying habits.
- If your partner is always right, then you’re probably the one who’s always wrong.
- When in doubt, just blame it on your horoscope.
- Communication is key. But sometimes, so is just shutting up.
- If you want a happy relationship, make sure you’re always the one who’s right…and don’t forget to remind them of that fact every chance you get.
- Always remember: “I’m sorry” is just another way of saying “you were right.”
- Love is like a boomerang. If you throw it too hard, it might hit you in the face.
- Don’t worry if you’re single. At least you don’t have to share your pizza.
- If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you’re probably in a really boring relationship.
- Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is constantly on fire.
- If you’re going to fight, make sure you have snacks.
- A true sign of love is being able to share your fries.
- The best relationships are the ones where you can both admit that you’re wrong…even when you’re not.
- The secret to a successful marriage is to never forget to say “please” and “thank you”…unless you’re really mad, then it’s “screw you.”
- A successful relationship is just two people taking turns pretending to listen to each other.
- If you’re ever feeling lonely, just remember that your cat is always there for you…until they get bored and walk away.
- If your partner says they need space, just follow them around with a GPS tracker so you know where they are at all times.